that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
is it fun? or sober?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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