Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
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