watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
i now understand why vodka
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