: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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