Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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