what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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