i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I just gift wrapped bread.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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