can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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