Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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