It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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