Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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