Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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