I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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