real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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