is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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