i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Randomize
