"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Alive.
So much puke
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
