If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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