I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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