He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
