Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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