you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Randomize
