It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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