also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
So squirting runs in the family.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
last night I used snow as a chaser
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