I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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