As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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