What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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