Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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