Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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