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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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