these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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