4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
