Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Ladies don't puke and tell
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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