We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
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