I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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