Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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