My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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