I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Such a big mess for such a small penis
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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