ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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