Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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