Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
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