i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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