He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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