then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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