Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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