well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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