It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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