We won't sleep together?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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