Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I am available for nakedness
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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