I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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