Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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