I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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