we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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