Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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