Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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